Diary of a Happy Goth

I have like six books on the go at once

I’ll start a book, find a new one that I’m more interested in and start that one, then begin a book in a different genre, then add other mediums to the list i.e. audiobooks… and then suddenly I have lots of halfway finished books that keep piling up.

I rewear the same bra for over a week

I genuinely can’t remember the last time I washed certain bras: I’m not that sweaty…

My bed doesn’t look nice

I haven’t got a perfectly symmetrical bed setup with gorgeous cushions and teddies. I don’t have cute blankets that I drape over at the end of the bed every morning. I sleep in it, why would I waste my time curating an aesthetic spread that will just be ruined each night?

Picking my nose is a hobby

This is one childhood joy I haven’t let go of. As long as it doesn’t bleed, it’s just too much fun. And a relief. Love it.

I rarely brush my teeth after a night out

When I’m completely steaming after the club, brushing my teeth does unfortunately get put on the back burner. Obviously there are instances when I get the drunk urge to be a hygienic and productive queen, taking electrolytes and completing my full skincare routine for the sake of my future hungover self. But we all know this is rare.

I have 14,000 photos on my phone, most of which aren’t backed up

The Cloud? Genuinely who is she? If you think I’m paying to save photos, you are sorely mistaken. I also wouldn’t know how to even if I wanted to.

I always wear mismatched socks

I can’t recall a day where I’ve worn matching socks. I don’t understand the point: nobody sees them and it doesn’t mess up an outfit. I love socks with crazy, outrageous patterns, and what’s better than one crazy sock but another, different crazy sock.

In my own home, I don’t always flush after having a wee

It’s good for the environment! And it’s only a wee. The average toilet uses three to six litres of water per flush, how insane is that! Save some water and wee on top of wee x